The connection was so bad, and I couldn’t talk at all during most of the call....– J.D. Salinger, Raise High the Roof Beam, Carpenters (via awesem)
hemsworth family reunions
liam: how's your multi-million dollar franchise doing
chris: oh it's great how about yours
liam: it's good hey wanna go swim in our pool of money
Forever paranoid that I annoy every person I talk to.
what the fuck do you mean April is in a few days Christmas was like a week ago